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Saturday 15 October 2011

Do You Want To Try 69 Position Too?

Once A Girl Is Quite Fantasized About “69“.
She Has A Regular Boyfriend And They Have Never Done It Before.
One Day She Invites Her Boyfriend To Her Apartment For Romantic Dinner.
After Heavy Dinner, She Tells Him That She Wants To Do “69″.
But The Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Any Idea About What Is 69.
Girlfriend Gets Upset But Thinks That She Can Teach Him How To Do 69.
She Asks Him To Lay Down… And She Then Lays On Top Of Him In Reverse Direction So As In 69.
The Boyfriend Is Confused But Is Eager To Know About 69. So He Does As The GF Tells Him To Do.
They Lay Down In This Position For About 2 Min.
She Is Thinking That He Will, By The Time, Get Excited By This.
But Suddenly The GF Has To Let Go One Fart… Directly On Her BF’s Face.
GF Quickly Apologizes And Asks Him To Stay In That Position For Some More Time.
After One Min She Has To Let Go One Another Fart…. This Time Bigger Than The Previous.
The BF Quickly Throws Her Away, Gets Up, Starts Dressing Up And Yells At Her..
If You Think I Am Gonna Take 67 More Like This, You Are Mad

Ek Acha Aur Sachha Dost

Swami Lunnacharya Ji Farmate Hai
Ek Acha Aur Sachha Dost Larki Ke Brazier Ki Tarha Hota Hai.
1.Comfortable
2.Supportive
3.Tight Se Pakre
4.Girne Se Bachae
Or
5.Hamesha Dil K Qarib Rahe

Sania Mirza Ne Paksitani Make Hi Life Partner Kyu Banaya

Dosto Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Sania Mirza Ne Paksitani Make Hi Life Partner Kyu Banaya.
Because She Knows That An Enemy Can Fuck Better Than Friend…

Ek Saaf Suthra SMS

No Lunn
No Gaand
No Phuddi
No Boobs
No Choot
No Chudai Na Ksi Ki Behn Ko Lunn
Na Kisi Ki Maa Ki Choot,
Kyunki Aj Saf Suthra Sms Bhejne Ka Dil Kar Raha Thha