Sale Kameene Log

Ek Bar Jai Ne Rote Hue Apne Dost Niraj Ko Bataya
Jai: “Yaar, Bus Mein Mera Kisi Ne Purse Chori Kar Liya”
Niraj Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe, Tune Purse Rakha Kaha Thha?”
Jai: “Pant Ki Piche Wali Jeb Mein”
Niraj: “To Tujhe Pata Nahi Laga Kya?”
Jai Rote Hue: “Ab Mujhe Kya Pata Thha Ki Vo Purse Bhi Nikal Lega“

King or Queen?

A Newly Married Man Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror Naked.
And Was Admiring His Physique. “Two Inches More & I Will Be A King”
Suddenly The Wife Comes In And Says,“Two Inches Less & You Will Be A Queen“

Pappu Ne College Mein Aayi Ek Sexy Ladki Se Puchha.

Pappu: “Agar Main Tere Boobs Dabake Bhaag Jaun To Tum Mere Liye Kya Sochogi?”
Ladki Boli: “Main Sochungi Ke Ek Chutiya Tha, Jo Poori Car Chala Sakta Tha, Woh Sirf Horn Baja Kar Hi Bhaag Gaya“

Birbal Ki Akalmandi

Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai
Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo Hatt Ke Ho
Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola.
Akbar: “Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega”
Birbal: “Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai”
Akbar: “Bol?”
Birbal: “Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga“

Yeh Saand Aapko Bhi Maarta Hai Kya?

Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi, Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha.
Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha. Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha.
Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?”
Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata Nahi Marega Ya Nahi“

KLPD Ho Gayi Bechare Santa Ki

Apne Santa Singh Ji Kayi Dino Se Apni Biwi Se Door Thhe.
Ek Din Ghumne Nikle To Kadam Behak Gaye Aur Red Line Area Mein Pahoonch Gaye.
Ek Dalal Ne Santa Ko Dekha Toh Woh Uske Peeche Pad Gaya.
Santa Se Bola Yahan Ek Bahut Hasin Cheez Hai Tabiyat Khush Ho Jayegi.
Santa: “Paisi Kitni Legi?”
Dalal: “Palang Ke 500, Khat Par Karoge To 200 Aur 100 Mein Chatai”
Santa Ne Socha Kabhi Chatai Par Nahi Kiya Aur Phir Paise Bhi To Kam Lag Rahe Hain, Usne Chatai Ke Liye Haami Bhar Di.
Dalal Use Ek Makaan Mein Legaya, Aur Bola Tum Intezaar Karo Main Abhi Ladki Ko Bhejta Hoon.
Thodi Der Baad Ek Khubsoorat Ladki Aayi Aur Santa Ke Samne Saare Kapde Utaar Kar Khadi Ho Gayi.
Santa: “Yeh Kya Hai?”
Ladki: “100 Rs Mein Tumne Chatai Tay Ki Thi, Abb Chato Aur Jaao“

How A Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood?

Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl’s Mood.
Red: “Wild Mood”
Black: “Sexy Mood”
Blue: “Romantic Mood”
Pink: “Seductive Mood”
No Panty: “Perfect Mood“

Callgirl Ke Birthday Par Shayari

Call Girl Ke Birthday Par Saheli Ne SMS Kiya:
Har Adami Tere Nange Badan Pe Barse,
Tere Jeevan Mein Aaye Itne Customer,
Ke Tu Pura Saal Bra-Panty Pehnne Ko Tarse.

Boys Aur Girls Ke Baat Karne Mein Differnce Kya Hai?

Dosto Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Baat Karne Mein Kitna Farak Hota Hai.
Ek Hi Baat Ko Agar Ye Dono Bole To Kaisi Bolenge…
Girl: “Aap Itni Tez Kyo Chal Rahe Ho”
Boy: “Teri Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hai Kya Bhosdi Ke”
Girl: “Wo Teacher Ki Bahut Respect Karta Hai”
Boy: “Ye Bhen Ka Lund To Teacharo Ki Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai”
Girl: “Uss Ladki Ka Character Acha Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Yeh To Sali Top Ki Rand Hai”
Girl: “Tum To Bahut Bevkoof Ho”
Boy: “Bhosdi Ke Tu To Lode Ka Baal Hai”
Girl: “Dar Lag Raha Hai”
Boy: “Gand Fat Rahi Hai Kya Behanchod”
Girl: “Disturb Mat Karo”
Boy: “Gand Mein Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke”
Girl: “Aaj To Ghar Walo Se Daant Padi”
Boy: “Aaj To Gharwalo Ne Gaand Phad Di“