Husbands Are Like Owls

Teena: “What Do You Think About Husbands?”
Meena: “They Are Like Owls”
Teena: “Why?”
Meena: “They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Night“

Bachte Bachte Bachha Ho Hi Gaya

Naukrani Apna Sara Samaan Pack Karke Apne Ghar Jaa Rahi Thi,
Jate Hue Apni Maalkin Se Mili Aur Boli.
Naukrani: “Malkin Main Gaanv Jaa Rahi Hun, Main Pregnent Hoon”
Malkin: “Mubarak Ho, Klawati”
Naukrani: “Sahab Ko Bol Dena, Ke Unka Nasbandi Ka Opration Sahi Nahi Hua“