Grammer Wali Madam Ka Period

Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge, To Batao Ek Aurat Ek Khidki Se Jhank Rahi Hai, Ye Kya Hai?”
Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua”
Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?”
Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To Randi Bazar Hua“

Taxes On Rape

Judge: “You Are Accused Of Rape, So You Are Fined Rs.11461”
Man: “My-lord Why Exactly Rs11461?”
Judge: “Rs.10000 For Rape, 4% Vat And 10.2% Entertainment Tax“