Use With Caution

A Man In Hurry By Mistake Uses Ladies Toilet In A Five Star Hotel.
He Sits Down And Notices 4 Buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, He Presses WW & He Is Gently Sprayed With Warm Water,
Then WA, A Blast Of Warm Air Dries Him.
Then PP, A Powder Puff Which Left Him Smelling Fresh.
Feeling Pampered He Presses APR.
Next Day He Wakes Up In Hospital.
He Asked the nurse: “What Happened To Me, All I Remember Is I Pressed APR”
A Nurse Smiled And Said “APR Meant Automatic Pad Remover Your Cock And Balls Are In This Jar, If You Want, Take Them.”

Tharki Aunti, Pappu Ki Deewani

Jawan Ladka Apni Jawan Aunti Ke Sath Scooter Par Ja Raha Tha,
Jab Bhi Aunti Ke Boobs Uski Kamar Par Lagte To Wo Kahta,
Ladka: “Na Pappu Na Ye Aunti Hai”
Ghar Aa Ke Aunti Ne Use Pucha: “Tu Kis Pappu Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha?”
Ladke Ne Sharmate Hue Kaha: “Mera Baar-Baar Khada Ho Raha Tha To Main Isko Samjha Raha Tha Ke Pappu Khada Na Ho Ye Aunti Hai”
Aunti Khushi Se Boli: “Hat Pagal, Tu Pappu Ko Na Rok, Aunti To Main Teri Hoon Pappu Ki To Nahi“